Office Armory

When you live at the office as much as we do, there are times when the need to defend yourself may arise, whether it be from a pushy boss or a lacking subordinate. In such situations you need to be ready and armed with the best. Lets take a look at the finest in NERF custom weaponry here at the Border7 Armory:

Overview: What we have at our disposal? 4 Maverick 6shot hand guns, 1 6rnd Longshot assault rifle, 1 8rnd close quarter Firefly, and a 1 heavy defense 25rnd automatic Vulcan machine gun.

Its not excessive... its necessary
Its not excessive… its necessary
Do you feel lucky? Punk? Do you?
Do you feel lucky? Punk? Do you?

Well needless to say we are pretty well armed, along with these we also have 2 nerf foam swords at our disposal for REALLY close quarter negotiations. All the guns are custom painted to the owners preferences. Here’s a look at each in more detail.

The Maverick REV6:

Mine is painted with heavy silver brushed on black, Amy is red, blue and silver styled after the Transformers autobot Optimus Prime. Our artist Chris has his black and gold with an ancient Egyptian styling.

Left to right: Ken's, Chris's, Amy's
Left to right: Ken’s, Chris’s, Amy’s
Gold and black with slight sliver wear and tear
Gold and black with slight sliver wear and tear

The Firefly REV8 and Longshot REV6:

For additional firepower we have the 8shot Firefly and 6rnd Longshot. My Longshot matches my revolver with a black and blue base with heavy silver dry brush. Chris’s firefly is base red with gold wear and highlights, reminds me of a Protoss weapon from StarCraft.

Nothing like a rifle to keeping fire on the enemy
Nothing like a rifle to keeping fire on the enemy
A matching pair, because you need to look good on the battlefield
A matching pair, because you need to look good on the battlefield

Last but definitely not the least, the Vulcan EBF25 is Amy’s full automatic, belt fed, 25 round box magazine, tripod mounted, foam weapon of death. This thing rains foam darts. We painted it base black with silver wear and red blood splatter from a close kill. Dubbed 300 Sins from Sin City + 300 hybrid theme.

Ussualy needs a 2 man crew to operate
Usually needs a 2 man crew to operate
Conviently mounted above my desk...
Conviently mounted above my desk…
To make sure I work I guess...
To make sure I work I guess…

Lastly I would like to show you my armory closet above my desk for quick access:

Could'nt quite fit the Vulcan in... shame...
Could’nt quite fit the Vulcan in… shame…

So don’t let your office foreign cubical policy waver, be American and have the strongest foam fighting force the office has yet to see.

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3 Replies to “Office Armory”

  1. wow, who knew that the workplace could be such a violence and dangerous place to be in.
    and since I’m a small Asian girl… i think i need twice the amount of weapons as everyone else. MUHAHAHAHAH! 🙂

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